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Hello, Max here. I'm a pretty awkward person with pretty awkward tastes in entertainment. I mostly reblog stuff I like here with some original posts thrown in now and then. You can find my art at paperperil.tumblr.com

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leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

GPOY FOREVER.

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certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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princepoffin:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening

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humansofnewyork:

These children are members of Iraq’s Yazidi minority, who are one of many minorities deemed expendable by ISIS militants. In the last few days, ISIS has moved into their villages and taken their homes. Tens of thousands of the villagers fled into a nearby range of mountains. Realizing this, ISIS circled the mountains with guns, blocked all the roads, and waited for them to die of thirst in the 120 degree heat. These children belonged to some of the families lucky enough to escape. While their parents were panicking about their relatives trapped in the mountains, these kids found a quiet place to play. I found them banging on some cans. I asked them what they were doing. “We’re building a car,” they said. "Isn’t that cute," I thought. "They’re imagining the cans are cars."When I came back 5 minutes later, they had punctured holes in all four cans. Using two metal wires as axles, they turned the cans into wheels, and attached them to the plastic crate lying nearby. They’d built a car. (Dohuk, Iraq)

humansofnewyork:

These children are members of Iraq’s Yazidi minority, who are one of many minorities deemed expendable by ISIS militants. In the last few days, ISIS has moved into their villages and taken their homes. Tens of thousands of the villagers fled into a nearby range of mountains. Realizing this, ISIS circled the mountains with guns, blocked all the roads, and waited for them to die of thirst in the 120 degree heat. These children belonged to some of the families lucky enough to escape. While their parents were panicking about their relatives trapped in the mountains, these kids found a quiet place to play. I found them banging on some cans. I asked them what they were doing. “We’re building a car,” they said. 
"Isn’t that cute," I thought. "They’re imagining the cans are cars."

When I came back 5 minutes later, they had punctured holes in all four cans. Using two metal wires as axles, they turned the cans into wheels, and attached them to the plastic crate lying nearby. They’d built a car. (Dohuk, Iraq)

haniemohd:

1withthem:

Iraqi Yazidi MP Breaks Down in Parliament: ISIL is Exterminating my People

Iraqi Kurdish MP from the ancient Yazidi faith, Vian Dakhil, gave a very emotional appeal in the Iraqi Parliament while in tears to rescue the Yazidis of Iraq from being exterminated by the Wahhabi terrorist group, the Islamic State.

given the seriously depressing things happening either close to home, and all around the world - posting something that adds to that is the last thing I want to do. But in this case, my conscience wouldn’t let me let this one slide. I find myself in tears watching this - a plea to set aside all political and faith differences and save her people who are besieged by the terrorist group ISIS/ ISIL in Iraq, trapped at the Sinjar mountains without food and water.

I’ve been following ISIS/ ISIL related news for quite sometime and can only conclude this: There is nothing Islamic about ISIS, even if they claim to fight under its banner. They’re ..they’re simply monsters. Monsters fighting under their own perverted ideology, with power and resources given from god knows where, killing people who don’t adhere to their extremist views, and forcing those who were afraid to join them. They killed both Shi’ite and Sunni Muslims, Christians, other minority sects indiscriminately, expelled people from their homes and destroyed monuments and shrines precious to both Christian and Islam history. A testament to this is ISIS’ senseless destruction of the tomb of Jonah in Mosul- a prophet significant to both Christians and Muslims. 

I honestly do not know how I can help nor alleviate the plight of the Yazidis - in the face of such mindless violence one feels completely helpless. The Yazidis are a minority numbering less than a million, blessed with a fascinating culture and religion influenced by a mix of Zoroastrianism, Christianity and Islam. They do not deserve this fate. No one does. I can only hope that by sharing, and by you seeing (or even sharing) this post will bring more awareness to their plight and the situation at hand. 


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